How I imported an "obscene poster" into the country.

 

 

In July, 2010 I had just returned from my studies in Melbourne. I had shipped home about 60kgs of "memories and stuff" along with the gazillion clothes I had bought. Posters unfortunately needed to be sent safely in a poster case.

 

 I packed my Murphy's Law poster, Pink Floyd Back catalogue, Dali's "Three Young Surrealist Women Holding in their Arms the Skins of an Orchestra" , The Beatles-Abbey Road poster, and my poster "guestbook" from Melbourne.

The Office of the Assistant Commissioner of Customs, Postal Appraising Department- Bangalore got the shock of their lives to receive these posters and probably enjoyed examining them. 

The letter that arrived mad my dad and me fall off our dining table chairs laughing.

When we went to the Post office to discuss the letter and colelct my posters, I was accused to hiding the obscene posters--Floyd and Dali-- with the hope of importing "pornographic content" into the country.

They refused to return my posters unless I bribed them. I wished the perverts a happy time and left. For the Guestbook poster I never recovered I have cursed the dolts with the worst sex the rest of their lives and with irritable bowel syndrome as well.

Obscene posters!!! Sheesh!